Chat from a Marriage

What you need to know: A. chose and purchased a deodorant stick at the grocery store labeled "The Official Scent of Confidence."

8:38 AM



a: so you are going to the gym today

me: As Sarah Palin would say, "You betcha!" (wink) "Maverick!"

a: don't do that anymore

me: sorry

a: but good for you

me: yes, I am doughy around the middle, need to cook

a: you will feel so much better if you go regularly

me: I really think so

8:39 AM a: I think I am stinky today

as in

me: oh, nice

a: dog slept on my pants

me:how did that happen?

andy: not sure

but not good

me: yeah, not good.

a: at least I have the scent of confidence

8:40 AM me: yeah, confident that you smell like a dog's ass

a: zing

ok then

me: ok then

Thanksgiving post coming soon. Like, maybe probably tomorrow.