Things Bird has Said or Done Recently
"I'm going to pee in my underpants!"
(this said not as a warning or a sudden realization, but more like a task she would soon complete. And she did, right there, all over the floor.)
"Daddy, you look awesome in those sunglasses."
"There's a baby crawling on my hand! Her name is Venture Adivans."
(she has never named anything-- ever-- and this is what she comes up with?)
Kicked me in the neck while sitting on the potty. On purpose.
In response to my need to get the *%^$$*#& out the door in the morning:
"Really? That's interesting."
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