1.A: Birdy, come up here and snuggle me!
Bird: I wish I could, but I have to go to work now.
2.(I hear this regularly, when she's feeling willful, which, hello she is TWO)
Mama: Please stop banging that spoon on the dishwasher.
Bird: NO! YOU ARE NOT MY TEACHER!
That one makes my blood boil and my insides turn inside out.
Oh, and Slob Minterview went all kinds of real nice. Slob Minterview Part Deux happens next week.