Here's this guy:
(oh, I haven't showed you a photo of his haircut yet, have I? It looks so sleek and stylin' in this photo, and now it's growing out a little ... how can I put this lightly to spare his feelings? unevenly.)
and then there's this guy:
And just as in years past, when they hear fireworks happening across the street, they say
(oh, I haven't showed you a photo of his haircut yet, have I? It looks so sleek and stylin' in this photo, and now it's growing out a little ... how can I put this lightly to spare his feelings? unevenly.)
and then there's this guy:
And just as in years past, when they hear fireworks happening across the street, they say
"I sense Danger!" and "We must defend our family!"and "I will not let anything harm you, sleeping Mama Snee on the couch and sleeping Bird behind that door!"
Except it comes out sounding like this:
"Barauooooogh! Bragk! BRaouooooogh! BROrk! BroRK! Barrrrrooooogh!"Barauooooogh! Bragk! BRaouooooogh! BROrk! BroRK! Barrrrrooooogh!
And the naps, they are ended, for me as well as for the Bird.
For all I know, they are saying
2 comments:
I stumbled upon your blog....and you are hilarious
oh, thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. i work with jen g. who told me to read your blog. please do not read mine. i have not been consisent or up to par. i have been reading your archives for the past two days. i may love you. fyi. please never stop.
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