Scenes From A Marriage, Again

MS and A. are driving home from the library with Bird. A. played a show last night. And we have been watching a lot of Planet Earth lately. Begin.

A: Oh! I completely forgot to tell you what I saw last night at the show.
MS: mmm?
A: A guy with a mohawk... but with a bald spot in the middle.
MS: Yikes. From where he was going bald?
A: Yep.
MS: So you saw the elusive Split Hawk?
A: It's one of the only ones in existence today.
MS: I've heard it's almost extinct.
A: It is. [long pause] He is the Last of the Mohawkans.